Ima hoppin

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ok so I just read Christine’s latest blog about how she told her manager/boss that she was quitting and I got inspired to share my “hoppin” story because ours were very similar but ended very differently.

I use to work retail and anyone who works retail knows that 5 minutes before closing time you have at least 10000 people walk in and spend an hour looking around. Well, the night I had to close wasn’t any different.

Now, I had planned on telling my manager that I was going to quit because I had already found another job and I started soon. (Rule number 1, if you need the job NEVER quit until you have the second one under your belt). Anyway, according to them, I was the best employee because I was the only one who did what I was suppose to and I was the only one who did extra. 

Back to the story…I was not a manager or the assistant manager so I didn’t have a key to any of the stuff in lock-up or in the glass cases. My department manager and her assistant ALWAYS leave 4 hours early and leave us to fend for ourselves in the terrifying jungle of retail. We have store managers but to call them over for the key was like asking them to give up a kidney. That night we ended up with a line that wrapped around the store, 5 minutes before close, and only 2 employees in my department. We were running from left to right trying to help everyone but it was impossible to keep everyone happy. 

After everyone left, we were left feeling exhausted, disgusted, and incompetent because of the immense amount of scolding from the angry customers who thought they should have priority because they have shopped there before or because they know someone who knows someone who dog-sat for someone who worked there like 100 years ago. Well, it was about an hour past close so we had to hurry up and leave. 

The next morning I walked in, and my manager said “punch in and meet me in the back, I need to have a talk with you”. Confused, I did as I was told. She sat down and said “I’m writing you up”. I looked at her and said “ok, is that all?” By that time, I was fed up with that place and being written up didn’t mean anything because I was leaving anyway. She looked at me, bewildered, and said “That mean’s your in trouble. 2 more and you are fired. Aren’t you going to ask what you did wrong?” Well, being the smartass that I am, I said “well it’s probably because you left 2 of us on shift yesterday, before close, and you are angry that you were caught by Ron (store manager). Whatever, I don’t care. I know I didn’t do anything wrong but how could you argue with a mule.” I started to walk out of the office. 

She stepped in front of me and said “No. It’s because the place was left a mess and we had to spend an hour cleaning up and because customers were complaining that you weren’t helping them.” I said “if you were here to open lock-up, we wouldn’t be having this discussion.” 

Knowing that I wasn’t going to back down, she said “you’re the best employee we have and we don’t want to have to fire you but I still have to write you up.”

Feeling like my opportunity was bashing the door down, I said “no need. I found another job that doesn’t treat it’s employees like garbage. I quit.” Ok so maybe that wasn’t the only reason why I wanted to leave. Working for that place (can’t say the name) was probably detrimental to my mental health. I was harassed EVERY DAY by the customers and other employees. 

I hate leaving a job that way, but it had to be done. 

I asked a friend, who still works there, if N (my manager) was mad that I left and he said “Well, lets just say her mood seems to change whenever your name comes up”. Oops :D

So that’s how I left the WONDERFUL world of retail.

~ by psyphial on November 19, 2008.

35 Responses to “Ima hoppin”

  1. NICE!!!!! That sounds like how my mom or best friend would’ve handled the situation. I’m too much of a pushover, so even though I wanted to say all the things you said above, I just held it in. But I did up and walk out of a job once. Actually, the job I had right before Nordstrom… Maybe that will be my next blog….

  2. Good for you ^^
    Haha. I think you rained on your managers little parade. It hit her hard >.<

  3. Irrelevant, but you should read ~The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas~
    It’s really good ^^

  4. Crazytop, aren’t they making that into a movie?

  5. ^yeah, it’s already been released here in the UK but like with any film, it doesn’t give it’s book ANY justice e.g. Harry Potter >.<

  6. I saw the preview and I can’t wait to see it….maybe I will read the book first.

  7. I wish I’d do something like that…I’d just…take it and then run away, hide and cry somewhere lol. Hence all my managers love me, because I’m a doormat!

  8. I get it from my mom. A big mouth :P
    Just gotta let them know that you will do what you are suppose to do and they are managers, not royalty.

  9. is there some sorta pun in the title as well today?

  10. I love that song…I am actually addicted to it now >.<

  11. :)
    I saw them in concert. They opened for Lifehouse and I fell in love with them. I bought their album. They are amazing.

  12. Haha, totally, yo! That was a good thing to do. Shit on her! Haha, she deserved it… for leaving you on shift. This blog is really interesting: I hope it’s always like this because you’ve earned yourself a visitor (:

  13. :D
    Thanks!

    how exciting…..I have 3 regular visitors! WOOO! :P

  14. I loved the way you handled things! I think you did the right thing because obviously, something wasn’t right with the way THEY dealt with matters like the one mentioned. Ha, sucks for them because they obviously enjoyed you working there.

    Looking over the blog (again) I probably couldn’t have done that but kudos to you!

  15. hey, I tagged you on my site! Basically, just post five random things about yourself, then tag a few other people!

    http://www.misschris.org/index.php?id=178

  16. Good dude don’t let them push you around like that. You’re a human too! Were you working in the D? I know how fiesty those arabzzz can get if they don’t get what they want right away.

  17. OH AND IMMA BOYCOTT THAT STORE!!!! So tell me what it is hahaha

  18. Nope, I was working right here in Dearborn….and my manager wasn’t arabic….do you really think that our people know what “writing someone up” means? They just tell your mom. :D

    the store is…..ABC Warehouse! Don’t shop there! EEVVIIILLL!!!

    When I see you, I’ll tell you the evil little secrets.

  19. Whoa. And here I was, regretting that I didn’t get hired for a retail job. Lol, totally changed my perspective of retail jobs being easy, man. You go! For telling off that jackass of a store manager >:D Sometimes in life you ought to do that to the ass holes of your life. Lol :D

  20. ^haha.
    But not all retail jobs are like that~ tis’ just the evil managers!

  21. well Fatima…..I have to say that retail jobs SUCK! Just ask Christine (misschris.org)
    Not only do the managers all stink. The customers are worse.

  22. amen to that ^^

  23. omg, what happened to Jess’ site?!?!?

  24. ?????

  25. nevermind, it’s ok now. For a second, I didn’t see her layout, it was just a wonch of links and advertising, I thought her site got hacked or something. *calm down Christine, calm down*

  26. bunch, not wonch, lol!

  27. that is TOTALLY my new word….wonch hahaha

  28. ^AHAHA!
    Yes, homie~xP

  29. Retail jobs suck. And I’m probably leaving a comment on this blog too late but you know, I was busy writing stories and articles and shizzle for my website. Do you regret quiting your retail job?

  30. big…fat NOOOOOOOOO
    It was the best decision that I have ever made. I’d quit again if I could. Actually, I honestly thought about going back for a job just so I could quit again.

  31. Wow, that’s mature. I would actually do anything to work in the retail industry, even if I absolutely hated it like your old work. I work with food, I have applied at so many places but retail doesn’t often hire 15 year olds so I’ve worked at Subway, Wendy’s Ice creamery and a restuarant. They all suck and I’ve quit every single one of them but I’m back at subway cause I need the money. But if i got offered a job somewhere that didn’t sell food, I’d take it and quite subway in a heart beat. Wow, I’m a loyal employee…

  32. haha well don’t get me wrong….retail isn’t bad….I guess it’s has mostly to do with the place you work and the people you work with. This place, just happened to be filled with the wrong sorts of people. I might actually take legal action.

    I wanted to work in a restaurant. I just can’t seem to find one.

  33. I worked at a french restuarant, but my manager was so crazy it scared me. She was the type of person who you could never do anything right, no matter how are you tried it was still “shit” or “useless”. Her husband, Mario, the chef was awesome though and their son, Julian, was really nice it was just her.

    Why are you taking legal action? What did they do? An old employee at Subway tried to sue my boss for unfair dismissal but he lost…

  34. Well I don’t think I should really say here, but I was physically and verbally harassed everyday.

  35. Jesus, thats bad. I get verbally harassed by customers who want there food and they want their food now DAMMIT. sorry… I also get in trouble cause I talk back and have ‘attitude’… customers hate me :)

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